Yeah! It's Christmas

There's twinkle lights

And colored balls

And holly bells

To deck the halls

But the turkey's burnt

All those arguments

Oh it's Christmas

With neighbors Bob

And Betty here

The folks you see

But once a year

Eatin' all my food

Drinkin' all my beer

Yeah it's Christmas

The red-suited bearded fat man is on his way

But all I get is socks and bills to pay

'Cause we're celebratin' Christmas

And paper hats

And in a heap

And cracker kings

Are sound asleep

And the TV's on

But it all repeats

Yeah it's Christmas

The red cheap jolly fat guy's on his sleigh

Oh we're in debt but there's a year to pay

'Til we're celebratin' Christmas

All hush falls on

The neighborhood

Kinda like

We knew it would

All is calm

All is good

Yeah it's Christmas