歌词
Why won't Asian's have sex with me?
I'm really good at math and I love Bruce Lee
I want you to be my fortune cookie
Oh, why won't Asian girls ever hook up with me?
With me, oh no
I'm the kind of guy with a long sexual past
Get so much ass my cock needs a cast
Sex all the time, it gets so messy
I **** a lot of bitches like Uncle Jesse
But when it comes to a certain type of race
You Asian girls spray mace in my face
I do not understand what I'm doing wrong
That's why I wrote you Asian girls a special song
Why won't Asian's have sex with me?
I play the violin and I love sushi
I would like to perform some bukkake
Oh, why won't Asian girls ever hook up with me?
Met my first Asian when I was only three
First day of nursery, her name was Kim Lee
I crawled over quick to show her my thing
I got more love for than there were people in Beijing
I'm like "what's wrong baby? Why you being so shitty? At least let me play with your Hello Kitty"
She said "no, no, no. You're making me sick"
As she got into her mom's suped up Honda Civic
Honda Civic, Honda Civic, Honda Civic, Civic
Is it 'cause I'm taller than 5'3?
Or is it 'cause there's hair on my body?
Is it 'cause I don't like to drink sake wine?
That you'll never, ever, ever love me long time
Is it 'cause I'm Eastern-European?
And I'm not sure if your Japanese, Chinese, or Korean
Is it 'cause I rarely go to the barber?
That you treat my heart like it was Pearl Harbor
(Oh!)
Just because I live in my mom's garage
There are no happy endings in my Asian massage
I love you girls from Japan to Manila
But you run away from me like I was freaking Godzilla
If I was fit and a little bit leaner
I could maybe kiss the Asian's at my local dry cleaner
But until the day happens, until the day comes
I'll never get my hands on my Asian plum
If you love me baby, my love will go far
I would even let you ride me like I was a car
But we'll be careful, I'll hold on tight
'Cause I've seen you Asian's drive before
And it's not a pretty sight heh ('cause you're Asian)
Oh, why won't Asian's have sex with me?
All I really want is Asian pussy
I try and I try and I never succeed
Oh why won't Asian girls ever hook up with me?
With me-ee-ee-ee oh no
Lick my balls