CRYWANK

Music

This is the story of Willem

This specimen is lying in his bed stroking the head and touching his jed

He reaches into his little drawstring bag and grabs his pair of trusty marigolds

Tears streaming down his face as he masturbates whilst crying

Holding a picture of Morgan Freeman

to bring him to an abrupt and euphoric climax

Due to the COVID-60 pandemic, he is alone and faces The Great Fappening

Think of an emotional memory of your life and bring it to the surface

Have a little sniffle. It's Crywank time

f*ck！

Sniffle sniffle sniffle, it's Crywank time

f*ck！

Drawstring bag

F*ck

Have a little sniffle

Cock

f*ck！

After filling his chubby gut with tears, he was in need of urgent assistance

He reached into the pocket of his flamed shirt

and whipped out his sweaty velcro wallet

He tore it open

Salty eye juice blurring his vision

so he blindly scrambled to find the handkerchief in his wallet

Little did he know, he was mistaken and all he found was a condom

He tore open the packaging

Popped the johnny on his willy. It was snug

He batted out a posh wank like there was no tomorrow

After the johnny was full, he took it off,

bit the head of it and sucked the remains like a Frube

(have a little sniffle, have a little sniffle, have a little sniffle, it's drawstring bag time)

(have a little sniffle, have a little sniffle, have a little sniffle, it's crywank time)

(have a little sniffle, have a little sniffle, have a little sniffle, it's drawstring bag time)

Have a little sniffle, it's crywank time.

f*ck

Have a little sniffle

Have a little sniffle, have a little sniffle, have a little sniffle, it's crywank time

Have a little sniffle, have a little sniffle, have a little sniffle, it's drawstring bag time

Have a little sniffle, have a little sniffle, have a little sniffle, it's crywank time

Have a little sniffle, have a little sniffle, have a little sniffle, it's drawstring bag time

f*ck

f*ck

(Cock)