The Fun Powder Plot

When we turn up in our turn ups

Our hearts are heavy

Our heads are ready to levy

For the yippee-less swing

For the tot-less cot

For the mock for the shock

For the fun powder plot

With courage and conviction

In donkey jaw diction

We cry for the cause

We cry for the cause

With courage and conviction

In donkey jaw diction

We cry for the cause

We cry for the cause

Because the courts have left us lonely

Disowned us daddies

Like the poopers of the party

Gently gently take them from me

Gently gently take them from me

Gently gently take them from me

And I'll be left dumbfound as a donkey

This is a booty call my boot up your arse hole

This is a Freudian slip my slipper in your bits

With courage and conviction

In donkey jaw diction

We cry for the cause

We cry for the cause

With courage and conviction

In donkey jaw diction

We cry for the cause

We cry for the cause

Because the courts have left us lonely

Disowned us daddies

Like the poopers of the party

Gently gently take them from me

Gently gently take them from me

Gently gently take them from me

And I'll be left dumbfound as a donkey

This is a booty call my boot up your arse hole

This is a Freudian slip my slipper in your bits