Future Ex Girlfriend

Saw you on the streetwe had to meet

I thought

I would greet you

In just one week

I would delete you

People say the stupidest things

On their first date like"

What's your real name?"

They reveal their ignorancebut you adore them

So you just ignore them

Then came you raising the bar

Oh, you, you won't be undone

I looked into your eyes

And much to my surprise

I saw there was nothing in therebetween your ears but air!'

Cuase there's nothing

There goes my future ex girlfriend

She's as sweet as a rose

Yes, she is

She has such beautiful lips

Now, if only they were closed

I love how you adore me

Oh, but honey how you bore me

Your life's such a wreck

I've lost all respect

I don't mean to surprise you

It took me just one week to despise you!

And I don't care that you're a model'

Cause let me say it's clear to tellthat your brain is shot to hell

And no one cares that you love

KeanuOh, what's the difference anyway

Everybody knows that he's gay

Okay, I really don't know that

But let's face it

He's too hot to be straight!

There goes my future ex girlfriend

That girl's such a prize

Yes, she is

She'll be the

Queen of the worldfor a day or two in my eyes

Perhaps I'll wear a suit

When I give you the boot

Oh, I hate to seem so superficial

I just think i'll look more official!