Tale Of The Horny Frog

Well this frog was hopping on down the road

He was thinking about courting

He had his hopes dashed too

He got squished by a car, but just his one leg

He thought, "For making tadpoles

Just one leg ought to do"

He thought, "Hm, I've been heart broke before

Left a hole you drive a truck through"

He hopped on down the road

A little bit further towards the truth

Now this one legged frog was just carrying on

He was thinking about courting

So he revised a sense of duty

He ran into a dog that hadn't eaten for days

And that dog bit his eye

But he missed with the bigger tooth

He said, "I can see more clearly now

Desire has a way of getting you through

Oh, I know how you loved me back then

Now it's hard to face the truth"

Now this one-eyed, one-legged, determined ol' frog

He was thinking about courting

He jumped up on a log

Well, that log was infested

By some pissed off bees

And they stung their stingers

Wherever they could get them to

"Because I love you, what kind of hell do I put myself through?"

He hopped on down the road

There is no pain this way to the truth

And by the time he got to his amphibian mate

He was so scared of pain

He thought she'd just have to wait

But she was a demanding old toad and having none of that

He saw in her eyes, "The truth is here at last"

"What kind of urge could take this lily pad to the moon?

The grand old urge, but how eyes and legs can I lose?

Pleasures so painful, it seems the joy is in the pursuit"

He hopped on down the road

Knowing he finally found some truth