Answering Machine Skit

"Niggas better see a nigga rollStarch diamonds and I'm rollin on 84"

Ay, ay, ay swang and

I swang and

I swang to the left

I pop my trunk and now she tellin me she's so impressed (yes)

It's the answer machine (yes), it's the answer machine

Leave the message for me after the tone

If you callin bout some money, you say

I owe you youse a bloody lie

That's a science fiction like that movie with the ugly fly

Money stackin high, got it lookin like a money sky

Jam rag by your thigh, (ha ha!) baby youse a bloody lie

I don't care what they show you

OR they tol' you, (tol' you) nigga please!

Tell you-know-who they shouldn'ta been bootleggin my mix

CD (please!)

Some of y'all sucks, so keep suckin while

I squirt and squeeze

Liftin up the muscle, like, "Hercules! Hercu-LES!"

Hope you don't hurt ya knees, let me grant ya next wish

Awkward feelin that you got soon as you leave ya ex-it

Ladies, don't be shy, give it a try, you should mess wit

The Mixtape

Messiah's runnin in, that's right you guessed it

Laid up wit a broad (broad), help me with my message

It's Chamilitary mayne, you know who the best is

You know won't nobody in the underground can test this

You know who the flyest and the freshest in the flesh is

Nah, I got no daughter or no son, but

I confess this

A playa in a playa that

I'd know you'd be impressed wit

I could sit here braggin about how lovely that my sex is

But words cannot describe my lovin in a couple seconds

Enough wit all the small talk, come over and undress miss

You won't have a small thought when you come and undress this

Naw, just say "ah" open up ya jaw and press this

Up against ya tonsils then after that

I'll press this.