Vegetarian Restaurant

You recall when he hated me

And pretended that he didn't see

And he glanced a cast in your direction

And you did it for your own protection

Like the way that you shell the peas

Only wish you were shelling me

Like the way that you dance when you're in the kitchen

Bodies rockin' and your moves are *****in'

Been a regular for so long

But you treat me like there's something wrong

When I let you know you are looking lovely

Tell me is it really awful of me

Got the touch when you're making tea, yeah

Only wish that you'd taken me

Ooh like spring time takes the winter

The only thing I ever get is splinters

From your chair in your vegetarian restaurant

Ooh your vegetarian restaurant

Your everywhere in your vegetarian restaurant

Ooh your vegetarian restaurant

Don't you know I'm dying deep inside

This restaurant is all I want

So keep it all beside, yeah

I don't cry a lot, it's true

When I do, I do it over you

There's times I can't believe you're even human

Sweet and modest and as unassuming

As the tableware in your vegetarian restaurant

Ooh your vegetarian restaurant