#Selfie

When Jason was at the table

I kept on seeing him look at me while he was with that other girl

Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?

Because he was totally texting me all night last night

and I don't know if it's a booty call or not

So... like what do you think?

Did you think that girl was pretty?

How did that girl even get in here?

Do you see her?

She's so short and that dress is so tacky

Who wears Cheetah?

It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing "Summertime Sadness"?

After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?

I really need one

But first,

LET ME TAKE A SELFIE

[Beat drops]

Can you guys help me pick a filter?

I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia

I wanna look tan

What should my caption be?

I want it to be clever

How about "Livin' with my *******, hash tag LIVE"

I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes

Do you think I should take it down?

LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE

[Beat drops]

Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie

What a creep

Is that guy sleeping over there?

Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on

That's so ratchet

That girl is such a fake model

She definitely bought all her Instagram followers

Who goes out on Mondays?

OK, let's go take some shots

Oh no, ugh I feel like I'm gonna throw up

Oh wait, nevermind I'm fine

Let's go dance

There's no vodka at this table

Do you know anyone else here?

Oh my god, Jason just texted me

Should I go home with him?

I guess I took a good selfie

Selfie [on repeat]

LET ME TAKE A SELFIE