Playa Status

Artist：chamillionaire

Songs Title：playa status

You know what it is No way, no way, aye

Chamillitary mayne Yeah, hold up No way, no way, aye

Hey, everytime I poke her, it's just like we

Playin poker （woo! ） Lipstick smeared and I got her

Smilin harder than The Joker （yeah） Ever get

Caught with a chick with a chick who like it's

Over （what?） And get the worst excuse to work

Like I don't even know her Tell me where your

Mattress at 'cause I'm about to flip that like

Mattress Mack I'm gon' light that mattress up then

I make you pay me back for that Pockets like a

Cabbage Patch, she ready to vegetate She chasin

LeBron and Wade, so her status can elevate I never

Would hesitate, if that heffa had better brakes Be

Ready to tell a date that her cycle was hella late

Get left 'cause you're never straight, forever,

Forever fake Click over, put her on hold forever

And let her wait I'm never for any games, not

Ownin a Xbox I let her get out the ride and watch

Her and my ex box Next stop, next block, her house

Like a rest stop She work me, I'm like a trucker

In need of some rest, stop, chill out

No way, no way, no waaayyy No way, no way, I don't

Think that you the baddest no mo', no mo', no

Moooo', umm So stop beggin and don't blow up my

Phone, my phone, my phooonnne My phone, my phone,

It's too late, your playa status is gone, is gone,

So gooonnne Umm and you know I'm a keep it playa fo' sho'

Yeah, uh, guess that I'm gifted, sex is terrific I

Pull it out, you can bet she gon' kiss it Gettin

Explicit, animalistic Bet that your chick will

Become a statistic Number's unlisted, fresher than

This kid don't know who 'cause it's sure not you

（Who?） Call when she miss it, she wanna get this,

Sometimes fast but it's mostly screw （screw） No

Need to have any trees, slang D and she'll be OD'd

Hope she ain't got to go to work 'cause this week

She gon' be on leave I'll let you relieve your

Sleeve, your chick is like COD Usually I go check

My list and then 'X' 'em like Leo G I don't know

No Robin Givens, plus we can't get that involved

It ain't trickin if you got it （what?） but you

Won't get that at all that's a nah, had a broad,

Said she never had her prom Disco/dis go in her

Upper lip, so she can say she had a ball I'm

Pullin out the driveway, had to take off my

Shades, so my eyes can dilate She told me that if

I'm late, that she gonna kill me, I guess that I'm

A die late I show up when I wanna, gonna get in

That tummy like I was a organ donor Now later is

Gonna be Sooner like I was from Oklahoma Never

Been a Simpson/simp son, so she can't me play like a Homer

First she actin hard to get, once she get got, she

Too attached I snatched the receipt from

Underneath her seat and take her back Know that I

Don't play it, so save it, like a kept coupon

While I hop back on the 24 inches my Coupe on What

The heck is you on? Live and In Living Color Add

Another, man I'm gutter, want a problem? I could

Have one for ya Bad to the mother, pass me the

Rubber, then your lover actin bad under covers In

HD, yeah the camera will dub her, rollin around

'Til the camera gets smothered Catch me terrorizin

Any club tonight that's not closed （N Luv Wit My

Money）, I'm who created the motto （woo） Me throwin

My money in the chicks' hands that are not closed

Like goin to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles to get

Nachos You better go get some cheese from somebody

That even care You better salute at ease when you

Know that you see a playa Like a spatula, when I'm

In back of her I flip that, tap, tap, she say

that's enough Like a magnet for chicks, I don't

Have to cuff And when I'm done if she ever, ever ask for bucks

No way, no way, no waaayyy