Mr. Webster

Everyone in town knew

Mr. Webster

He worked at the bank for forty years

And each week

Mr. Frisby made his check out

For sixty-eight dollars, clear

And through the years he thwarted twenty-seven robberies

Each time

Frisby promised him a raise

They gave a retirement party for

Mr. Webster

Everyone from the bank was there

They had a cake and flowers ordered special

And Frisby had a speech prepared

And a little white box, in it had a little watch with this inscription"To Mr. Webster, with regards"

Then came the telegram from

Mr. Webster

Said, "Sorry, stop, cannot attendI've flown away and taken all your moneyWish you were here to help me spend"

And one by one all the people left the party

And Mr. Frisby locked the door