First I Look At The Purse

What does every man look at first?

Some fellas look at the eyes

Some fellas look at the nose

Some fellas look at the size

Some fellas look at the clothes

I don't care if the eyes are red

I don't care if her nose is long

I don't care if she's underfed

I don't care if her clothes are worn

'Cause first I look at the purse

Some fellas look the smiles they wear

Some fellas look the legs that's all

Some fellas look the style of their hair

Some fellas want their waist to be small

I don't care if the teeth are big

I don't care if the legs are big

I don't care if their hair's a wig

Why waste time lookin' at the waistline?

'Cause first I look at the purse

A woman can be fat as can be

With kisses sweet as honey

But that don't mean a thing to me

If you ain't got no money

'Cause if the purse is fat, that's where it's at

Some fellas look at the way they walk

The way they swing and sway

Some fellas like the way they talk

And dig the things they say

But I don't care if she wobble like a duck

Or talk with a lisp, I still think I'm a good lover

If the dollar bills are crisp

'Cause first I look at the purse

First I look at the purse

First I look at the purse

First I look at the purse

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