When I See an Elephant Fly

I've seen a peanut stand, heard a rubber band,

I've seen a needle that winked its eye.

But I think I will have seen about everything

When I see an elephant fly.

I saw a front porch swing, heard a diamond ring,

I've seen a polka-dot railroad tie.

But I think I will have seen about everything

when I see an elephant fly.

I saw a clothes horse, he r'ar up and buck

And they tell me that a man made a vegetable truck

I didn't see that, I only heard

But just to be sociable I'll take your word

I saw a land in slant, I saw a basball bat

I laughed till I thought I'd die

But I think I will have seen about everything

When I see an elephant fly

I even heard a chocolate drop

I went into a store, saw a bicycle shop

You can't deny the things you see,

but I know there's certain things that just can't be

I heard a fireside chat, I saw a baseball bat

I laughed till I thought I'd die

But I think I will have seen about everything

When I see an elephant fly

when I see an elephant fly