Dancin' Clown

No, you couldn't call Jesse a babe in the woods

He's just weak in self defense 'cause he's so thin skinned

He can't take a joke at his expense

"You're a push button window," says Rowdy Yates

"I can run you up and down

Anytime I want

I can make you my dancin'

My dancin' clown!"

You're my dancin' clown

Dancin', dancin'

My dancin' clown

Dancin'

You're my dancin' clown

Dancin', dancin', dancin'

My dancin' clown

Rowdy Yates is as bold as Jove

He's all chide and snide and bluff

Stuck in the romantic tradition

Of acting, rough and tough

"You're always charging thru," says Jesse

Nervous, lookin' all around

To see who's seein' him bein' a dancin'

A dancin' clown

He's a dancin' clown

Dancin' dancin'

A dancin' clown

Dancin'

He's a dancin' clown

Dancin', dancin', dancin'

A dancin' clown

Cherchez la femme

Whenever love comes around

Someone's a dancin' clown

Cherchez la femme

Whenever hearts start to pound

Someone's a dancin' clown

Down the street comes last word Suzie

She's high yellow, lookin' top nice

You hear the swoosh of jungle blades

And the crackle of northern ice

"Hot damn!" says Rowdy, lookin' up

"Yum!" says Jesse, lookin' down

"How would you like to be her dancin'

Her dancin' clown?"

Be her dancin' clown

Dancin' dancin'

Her dancin' clown

Dancin'

Be her dancin' clown

Dancin', dancin', dancin'

Her dancin' clown

Cherchez la femme

Whenever love comes to town

Someone's a dancin' clown

Cherchez la femme

Wherever hearts start to pound

Someone's a dancin' clown

Cherchez la femme

Whenever love comes to town

Someone's a dancin' clown

Cherchez la femme

Wherever hearts start to pound

Someone's a dancin' clown