歌词
I'll let the door' hit you right in the face
真相是... (2011)
And when the check comes' I'll make ya pay
我跑来跑去把门蹬开命中你脸
Don't have a car' I guess you're picking me up
吃完罐罐等你乖乖继续下单
And in the backseat' we'll be falling in love
我没车等你给我买瓦楞车，我要大巴车比保时捷宽敞多了，带我上车
My only job is' to lie on this couch
在车里我和心爱的哥哥相爱相杀
And while you're working' I'll be hanging out
我唯一的工作就是每天在家的阳台上躺尸
Now don't get mad 'cause' you knew from the start
你工作的时候我就出去（想多了，是在家捣蛋或者趴在你身上嘬棉t）
I was an asshole who would never go far
我现在很抓狂，因为我发现你早就知道我的恶习
我就是你的混蛋居居，你永远离不开的那种
'Cause when you're really good to girls
正如女粉丝对你倾慕有加
Give them your entire world
恨不得把自己的全部都给你
They end up walking away' hey hey
而你却在朋友圈叫别的女孩子老婆嘿嘿
They don't want a stand up guy
你和她们一样都不需要长情
They'd rather have your cheat and lie
她们喜欢你就是因为你是渣卜本渣，就像你喜欢我是因为我调皮捣蛋一样
And do something they hate
我在家里搞破坏让你烦也让你爱
plmm们不需要呆绅
Girls don't want a gentleman
她们嘴上说喜欢但是到最后...
They say they do but in the end
女人们不需要呆绅
Girls don't want a gentleman
她们需要渣卜和本渣居
They want a loser like me
plmm们不需要呆绅
Girls don't want a gentleman
如果你想得到他们，要么变成渣卜，要么像我一样走绝育蠢萌混蛋路线
If you want to get to them
plmm们不需要呆绅
Girls don't want a gentleman
她们需要渣卜和本渣居
They want a loser like me
你爸妈哭了心想怎么有这么蠢的猫，哦不猪
当你抱着我给他们介绍这就是居居
Your parents cry
她们把你辛苦养大
When you bring me around
目的就是让你养着每天在家躺尸欺负哥哥的我
They raised you up just
这就是你的生活
So I could take you down
她们无法想想你是怎么被我的略略折磨至今
There goes your life
我甚至都能想象到你光着脚把我踹在卫衣里面假装怀着我
Right before their eyes
的样子
I'll have ya barefoot and pregnant going
正如女粉丝对你倾慕有加
Out of your mind
恨不得把自己的全部都给你
而你却在朋友圈叫别的女孩子老婆嘿嘿
When you're really good to girls
你和她们一样都不需要长情
Give them your entire world
她们喜欢你就是因为你是渣卜本渣，就像你喜欢我是因为我调皮捣蛋一样
They end up walking away' hey hey
我在家里搞破坏让你烦也让你爱
They don't want a stand up guy
plmm们不需要呆绅
They'd rather have your cheat and lie
她们嘴上说喜欢但是到最后...
And do something they hate
plmm们不需要呆绅
她们需要渣卜和本渣居
Girls don't want a gentleman
plmm们不需要呆绅
They say they do but in the end
如果你想得到他们，要么变成渣卜，要么像我一样走绝育蠢萌混蛋路线
Girls don't want a gentleman
plmm们不需要呆绅
They want a loser like me
她们需要渣卜和本渣居
Girls don't want a gentleman
我曾经是一只正常画风的小猫咪
If you want to get to them
但根本没有get到你的点
Girls don't want a gentleman
从此我明白了，颜值和智商比不过哥哥，就不要亦步亦趋东施效颦，发育优势路，彻底变成沙雕
They want a loser like me
大智若愚是也
你喵一下
I used to be a nice guy
告诉渣卜我好喜欢你
But that don't get you anywhere
渣卜根本不会理你
So no one cares 'you piece of ****'
她宁愿你有自己的生活
Idiot' who's too stupid to care
到处捣乱把她激怒，或让她蹲在地上等自己摆出搞笑的姿势
如果你想得到她你就必须这么做
plmm们不需要呆绅
When you give a girl respect
她们嘴上说喜欢但是到最后...
Treat her like she is the best
plmm们不需要呆绅
You're nothing to her
她们需要渣卜和本渣居
She'd rather have you playing games
plmm们不需要呆绅
Piss her off and make her wait
如果你想得到他们，要么变成渣卜，要么像我一样走绝育蠢萌混蛋路线
If you want to do her
plmm们不需要呆绅
她们需要渣卜和本渣居
Girls don't want a gentleman
plmm们不需要呆绅
They say they do but in the end
她们嘴上说喜欢但是到最后...
Girls don't want a gentleman
plmm们不需要呆绅
They want a loser like me
她们需要渣卜和本渣居
Girls don't want a gentleman
plmm们不需要呆绅
If you want to get to them
如果你想得到他们，要么变成渣卜，要么像我一样走绝育蠢萌混蛋路线
Girls don't want a gentleman
plmm们不需要呆绅
They want a loser like me
她们需要渣卜和本渣居
她们需要渣卜和本渣居
Girls don't want a gentleman
她们需要渣卜和本渣居
They say they do but in the end
Girls don't want a gentleman
They want a loser like me
Girls don't want a gentleman
If you want to get to them
Girls don't want a gentleman
They want a loser like me
They want a loser like me
They want a loser like me
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