Cold Beer Drinker

Hey! Whiskey burns me up, wine turns my teeth all red.

Tequila makes me loco, champagne hurts my head.

But let me tell ya I'm a real big fan,

of ice fishin' for them aluminum cans.

I'm just a cold beer drinker,

check out the callus on pop-top finger.

Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack ready to roll.

I'm a killer karaoke country singer,

top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger,

king of the grill and a short putt sinker,

I'm just a cold beer drinker.

Monday through 5 o'clock Friday I'm a hard workin' man.

Responsible, kinda dull, head-down, stick to the plan.

But all my buddies know me better than that,

get us all together and we start throwin' 'em back.

I'm just a cold beer drinker,

check out the callus on pop-top finger.

Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack ready to roll.

I'm a killer karaoke country singer,

top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger,

king of the grill and a short putt sinker,

I'm just a cold beer drinker,

I'm just a cold beer drinker.

As far as I'm concerned, it's the All-American way.

Twist the top off, just to cap off the day,

hey hey, hey hey, hey hey.

I'm just a cold beer drinker,

check out the callus on pop-top finger.

Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack rarin' to go.

Don't you know I'm a killer karaoke country singer,

top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger,

king of the grill and a short putt sinker,

I'm just a cold beer drinker,

I'm just a cold beer drinker,

I'm just a cold beer drinker.

I'm just a cold beer drinker. Yeah.