The Adventures of Bernie the Schoolboy

What a drag O what a bore

There's nothing left to do but chores

A fine day has yet to begin

Already I feel grim

Just how shall I strategize

The plan to escape my demise

When everybody is asleep

Out my door I shall creep

And so our tale begins

The night's a waiting

The clock's a-tickin'

Come on wasting time's a sin

And one,two,tree,four

Five,six,seven,eight

Yes!one,two,three,four

Five,six,seven,eight

seven,eight,seven,eight

I want to scream,I want to prance

and I can dance s silly dance

Putting bugs in people's soups

Yes!That is what I do!

Swish and slash and I attck

I'v pulled some nansty pranks with tacks

Laughed at children until I shrieked!

Those squishy little squeaks!

Where does our journey end?

I don't know but until then

What wondrous things await?

I say one,two,three,four

Five,six,seven,eight

Yes!one,two,three,four

Five,six,seven,eight

one,two,three,four

Five,six,seven,eight

Yes!one,two,three,four

Five,six,seven,eightseven,

seven,eightseven,seven,eightseven

oh oh