歌词
I'll tell you a story,
我给你讲个故事
believe me it's true
相信我这是真的
A tale you'd best hope
一个你最希望听到的故事
never happens to you
从来没有发生在你身上
old spicy mcHaggis
老练的spicy mcHaggis
How he met his fate
他是怎么遇到他的命运的
you I can save,but
我可以救你，但是
for him it's too late!
对他来说已经太迟了！
Spicy很魁梧
Spicy was big,
强壮结实
burly and strong
他的烟斗很大
his pipes were gigantic
他的性爱也是如此
And so was his s*****g
从一个城市到另一个城市
from city to city
到处跑
running around
总是在找小妞
always looking for chicks
超过400磅！
over four hundred pounds!
一天晚上在酒吧
一个女孩引起了他的注意
One night at the pub
跟房子一样大（指体型）
a girl caught his eye
尺寸刚刚好（指身材）
big as a house
那个女人很壮
Just the right size
他单刀直入
the broad was enormous
辣妹很快注意到他的苏格兰短裙鼓起来了
Stacked to the hilt
吹笛人说出了他最好的搭讪台词
spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
他心里想着
The piper delivered his best pick-up line
”这只野兽是我的”
thought to himself
这位肥胖的年轻女士再也忍受不了了
"This beast is all mine"
抓住他的下面，冲向门口
the portly young lady could stand for no more
他们去了她家
Grabbed his cojones and went for the door
把所有的灯都调暗了
Spicy 的那晚真是糟透了
They got to her house
他说他爱她,
and dimmed all the lights
他永远是真实的”
Spicy was in for one hell of a night
但是
he said that he loved her,
Mchaggis先生
He'd always be true "
我才刚认识你! ! ”
But
现在他看到了两个（指重影）
Mr. Mchaggis,
透过他醉醺醺的眼睛
I've only just met you!!"
他们都没有长相，也没有合适的尺寸
他醒悟过来了
By now he saw double
他心里想着
through his drunken eyes
”在夜晚的这个时候，我什么也找不到”
Neither had looks or appropriate size
他脱掉了衬衫
he came to his sense
她掀起裙子,
Thought to himself
他们把他的部队撤走了
"At this time of night I won't find nothing else"
然后开始玩
he took off his shirt
她问他要一只手套
She lifted her skirt,
他推了她一把
they pulled out his unit
到今天为止已经有了九个月大的孩子
and stared to play
Spicy!
she asked for a glove
Spicy!
He gave her a shove
Spicy!
had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day
Spicy!
Spicy!
Spicy!
Spicy!
Spicy!
Spicy!
Spicy!
Spicy!
一天晚上在酒吧
Spicy!
一个女孩引起了他的注意
Spicy!
跟房子一样大（指体型）
Spicy!
尺寸刚刚好（指身材）
Spicy!
那个女人很壮
Spicy!
他单刀直入
辣妹很快注意到他的苏格兰短裙鼓起来了
One night at the pub
吹笛人说出了他最好的搭讪台词
a girl caught his eye
他心里想着
big as a house
”这只野兽是我的”
Just the right size
这位肥胖的年轻女士再也忍受不了了
the broad was enormous
抓住他的下面，冲向门口
Stacked to the hilt
一天三包
spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
他会一直抽到死
The piper delivered his best pick-up line
Spicy McHaggis
thought to himself
一个了不起的家伙！
"This beast is all mine"
我不知道你们在说什么... 谁喝了我所有的啤酒! ？
the portly young lady could stand for no more
Grabbed his cojones and went for the door
Three packs a day
he'll smoke 'til he dies
Spicy McHaggis
one hell of a guy!
I don't know what you all are talking about...and who drank all my beer!?
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