Can Your ***** do the Dog?

Here kitty, kitty

You better move along

'Cuz the big cats walk

At the break of dawn

Now doggonnit baby

Oh, I said dog gone

Hey can your ***** do the dog?

Can your ***** do the dog?

Can your ***** do the houndog, baby?

Can your ***** do the dog?

Well, this whole mess useless now

As a whistle on a plow

If your ***** can't do the dog

I'm the king of the jungle

They call me Tiger, man

I'm gonna do the bird

If I can, if I can

My bird can do the dog

If your ***** can

Hey can your ***** do the dog?

Tell me, can your ***** do the dog?

Can your ***** do the bulldog, baby?

Can your ***** do the dog?

Come on, wag that tail

Baby, you can't fail

If'n your ***** can't do the dog

Hey, hey, hey

Hully, hully, gully

Hully, hully, gully

Hully, hully, gully

Hully, hully, gully

No pedigree from France

Will get you in the dance

Listen, your ***** can't do the dog

Hey, can your ***** do the dog?

Can your ***** do the dog?

Can your ***** do the poodle cut, baby doll?

Can your ***** do the dog?

Well, no pedigree from France

Will get you in the dance

Listen, your ***** can't do the dog

Come on and wag that tail

Baby, you can't fail

If'n your ***** can do the dog

Cha, cha, cha