Whaddaya Do

Whaddaya do when suddenly

You realize the calendar

Inside your head

Is running out of pages

Whaddaya do if you can see

The odds are good

You'll never be the person

You've been trying for, for ages

Is it luck?

Is it fate?

Is it something that you wait?

Like an overwhelming plate

Of humble pie

Whaddaya do when everything

You wanted more than life itself

Is laughing at you

Calling you a jerk

Whaddaya do?

You make it work!

Whaddaya do when everything is happening

But everything is happening

To everybody but you

All of the phonies, frauds, and fakes

Are getting jobs

And getting breaks

And eating steaks

But nobody will touch you

Are you haunted

By the fact

All you want to do is sacked

And it's all you want

To do until you die

Bashing away

At the same old door

Your arms are tired

Your fists are sore

The patience you've got left

Is wearing thin

Whaddaya do?

You kick it in!

So what am I?

I am stuck

Struggling in the muck

Standing here all purpled and perplexed

Caught in the gap

Between what the hell just happened

And what the hell is gonna happen next

Whaddaya got?

Ya got the list

Of all the hopes and dreams I missed

Well take that list and roll it in a ball

Or better yet a tube

You're gonna need some lube

Cuz where is it gonna go?

(Up you ass)

Sometimes I look in the mirror

And I am sad at what I see

Frustration, confusion

I come to the conclusion

There really must be something wrong with

All of those Douchebags who won't hire me

Whaddaya do it's nature's law

The cards you're dealt

The cards you drop

Perhaps the hand

You've got

Will never win

Maybe you're out of rope

Maybe you're out of hope

So what do you do?

You go all in

Well, I'm all in!