Popular

Now that we’re friends

I’ve decided to make you my new project

You really don’t have to do that

I know, that’s what makes me so nice

Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I

And let’s face it…who isn’t?

Less fortunate than I

My tender heart tends to start to bleed

And when someone needs a makeover

I simply have to takeover

I know I know

Exactly what they need

And even in your case…

Though it’s the toughest case I’ve yet to face

Don’t warry

I’m determined to succeed

Fellow my lead

And yes indeed

You will be

Popular

You’re gonna be popular

I’ll teach the proper ploys When you talk to boys

Little ways to first and flounce

I’ll show you what shoes to wear

How to fix your hair

Everything that really counts to be popular

I’ll help you be popular

You ‘ll hang with the right cohorts

You’ll be good at sports

Know the slang you’ve got to know

So let’s start

Cause you’ve got an awfully long way to go

Don’t be offended by my frank analysis

I think of it as personality dialysis

Now that I’ve chosen to become a pal, a sister and adviser

There’s nobody wiser not when it comes to popular

I know about popular

And with an assist from me

To be new you’ll be

Instead of dreary who you were…well are

There’s nothing that can stop you

From becoming popular lar

La la la la

We’re gonna make you

Popular

When I see depressing creatures

With unprepossessing features,

I remind them on their own behalf

To think of celebrated heads of state

Or especially great communicators

Did they have brains or knowledge

Don’t make me laugh

They were popular

Please ,it’s all about popular

It’s not about aptitude

It’s way of you ‘re viewed

So very shrewd to be

Very very popular

like me !

Elphaba, look at you

you ‘re beautiful

I…I have to go

You’re welcome

And though you protest

Your disinterest

I know clandestinely

You’re gonna grin and bear it

You’re new found popularity

La la la la

You’ll be popular Just not quite as popular as me