Quartzsite Vendor Blues

All right in Quartzsite Arizona and especially in the Quartzsite Yacht Club

Line dancing is a long-standing tradition

So here we go

Well I went down to Quartzsite

Been trying to sell my wares

I got a great selection

You can't find just anywhere

Well, I know I've got no money

I hear it all the time

I bet they'll be back tomorrow

'Cause that's your favorite line

Well, I'm selling drink at half‐price

I'm taking out a loan

Man, if I don't make some money soon

I'll never get back home

I got the Quartzsite vendor blues

I've got those Quartzsite vendor blues

I can't pay back my money that I borrowed from you

I've got the Quartzsite vendor blues

Well most folks tell a story

They've got it really rough

Now livin' on a fixed income

Oh it's mighty mighty tough

I bet they all drivin' fine cars

Got $40000 trucks

They got decent pusher motor homes

Four-wheelers and all that stuff

Well their bellies are hangin' over

Till they can hardly see their toes

You know they ain't never missed a meal in months

Must be where their money goes

I got the Quartzsite vendor blues

Yeah I got those Quartzsite vendor blues

Some days I'm barely makin' out to buy a beer or two

I've got the Quartzsite vendor blues

Well I sell a bit to make a bit

Where all the big boys are

I'm havin' trouble makin' rent

And I'm sleepin' in my car

But I got some brand-new hobbies

I bought a funky old guitar

I'm singin' in the Yacht Club

I'm a karaoke star

But though the weather's cold

And they're a-droppin' in the snow

My old lady called me this mornin' man

She told me where to go

I got the Quartzsite vendor blues

I got those Quartzsite vendor blues

I can't pay back that money that I borrowed from you

I've got the Quartzsite vendor blues

I got the Quartzsite vendor blues

I got those Quartzsite vendor blues

I can't pay back that money that I borrowed from you

I've got the Quartzsite vendor blues