Beer Pressure

I stare at these drinks here before me

And everything else just seems lame

It feels like they're calling out to me

And I just can't hold my restraint

Feel the pressure!

There's just one cure

Pour us a round pass that **** down

Drinking these beers till we're nice and unwound

Drunk with my friends

It never ends

Looks like beer pressure has got us again

Race till it's gone

Finish the glass

We're getting drunk and we're doing it fast

We like to fall all over ourselves

We like to drink and we do it quite well

We have tried

We failed

Beer pressure's taking over

Death to being sober!

I stare at these drinks here before me

And everything else just seems lame

Feel the pressure!

There's just one cure

Beer Pressure!

You got it now

Beer pressure!

Now drink it down (yow!)