Barmy

Out of england, i dream of its creamery

When i'm there i dwell on saxony.

In turkey when i've been due to world war i

Istanbul is the place 'cos of my birthday.

I am barmy

Bleedin' barmy

I got everything

I got everything i want except for hungry

I got everything i want except for money.

I've got the best round set aside for parties

They'll have one when i've gone

In fact, they said so, good one.

I am barmy

Bleedin' barmy

Friends disintegrate within circles of cash

Residue after years of fab genius

Is a pension for the jews

And a medal from the company which i wiped my butt on

And hung on a laburnum tree.

I am barmy

Bleedin'　barmy

I am barmy

Bleedin' barmy

Just call me the first

[repeat 10 times]

I lay waiting hopefully on sloped grass green

I am barmy, bleedin' barmy

A dramatic verse

[repeat 3 times]

The programs lot

We break into tune

Take and bring a word

Ring a buzzer

Take and bring a word ( " )

A dramatic verse