Jimmy

Jimmy, you are the one for me, you may be kinda old and it takes too long to pee,

J-J-J-Jimmy, Forget about Emma Stone, don’t you think she looks like Sylvester Stallone?

I’ve loved you since I saw Ace Ventura,

I wanna send that redhead off to Bora Bora.

It’s really time you should forget her,

Her only decent movie was the Scarlet Letter

…or ‘Easy A’ but the point I’m making is,

going out with her would be hit-and-miss

And freckly kids burn way too easy,

And that hair colour makes me feel a little queasy.

Jimmy, you are the one for me, you may be kinda old and it takes too long to pee,

J-J-J-Jimmy, Forget about Emma Stone,

Don’t you think she looks like Sylvester Stallone?

Sly Stallone, Give that dog a bone,

You’re better off alone

You’re the screensaver on my cell phone.

I know she isn’t right for you, I don’t resent her

Plus she has a girl crush on an E! News Presenter

It’s time that you set the bar higher.

Cus’ you know that I’m the only one that

lights your fire.

Jimmy, you are the one for me, you may be kinda old and it takes too long to pee,

J-J-J-Jimmy, Forget about Emma Stone,

Don’t you think she looks like Sylvester Stallone?

Sly Stallone, Give that dog a bone,

You’re better off alone

You’re the screensaver on my cell phone.

I’ve loved you from afar, but I’m no crazy stalker,

I haven’t watch you sleep since the restraining order.

At the time I was a little out of whack,

all because I missed a dose of my Prozac.

Jimmy, you are the one for me, you may be kinda old and it takes too long to pee,

J-J-J-Jimmy, Forget about Emma Stone,

Don’t you think she looks like Sylvester Stallone?

Sly Stallone, Give that dog a bone,

You’re better off alone

You’re the screensaver on my cell phone.