The Skeleton In The Closet

Putney Dandridge -Skeleton in the Closet

Spooks were havin'their midnight fling

The merry makin'was in full swing

They shrieked themselves into a cheerful trance

When the skeleton in the closet started to dance

Now a goblin giggled with fiendish glee

A shout rang out from a big banshee

Amazement was in every ghostly glance

When the skeleton in the closet started to dance

All the witches were in stitches

While his steps made rhythmic thumps

And they nearly dropped their broomsticks

When he tried to do the bumps

You never heard such unearthly laughter

Such hilarious groans

When the skeleton in the closet rattled his bones

All the witches were in stitches

While his steps made rhythmic thumps

And they nearly dropped their broomsticks

When he tried to do the bumps

You never heard such unearthly laughter

Such hilarious groans

When the skeleton in the closet rattled his bones