Bartender Song

Bartender I really did it this time

Broke my parole to have a good time

When I got home it was 6 A.M

The door was locked so I kicked it in

She was tripping on the bills

I think she was high on some pills

She threw my **** out into the yard

Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard

And in my drunken stupor I did what I should've never done

Now I'm sitting here

Talking to you

Drunk and on the run

I'm sitting at a bar on the inside

Waiting for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her ******* car

And crashed that piece of ****, then stepped away

Ya know Moe I'll probably get ten years

So just give me beers till they get here

Yeah I know the sun is coming up

And y'all are probably getting ready for closing up

But I'm trying to drown my soul

I'm tired of this life on a dirt road

Everything that I love is gone

And I'm tired of hanging on

She got me sitting at a bar on the inside

Waiting for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her ******* car

And crashed that piece of ****, then stepped away

Guess it was meant to be Romance is misery

So much for memories

And now I'm headed to the penitentiary

See me on TV

The next cop series I am a danger

I guess I should've did something about my anger

But I'll never learn

Real things I don't concern

I pour kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn

I know it's my fault

But I wasn't happy it was over

She threw a fist So I crashed that piece of **** Nova

And now I'm going back again

Back to the pen to see my friends

And when we all pile up that county van

They gonna ask me where I've been

I've been at a bar on the inside

Waiting for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her ******* car

And crashed that piece of ****, then stepped away

I'm sitting at a bar on the inside

And I'm waiting on my ride on the outside

You know crashed that piece of ****, then I stepped away

Yeah~~ I stepped away

You know crashed that piece of ****, then I stepped away