Rated "X"

Well, if you've been a married woman

And things didn't seem to work out

Divorce is the key to bein' loose and free

So you're gonna be talked about.

Everybody knows that you've loved once

So they think you'll love again

You can't have a male friend

When you're a has been

Of a woman you're rated X.

And if you're rated X you're some kind of goal

Every man might try to make

But I think it's wrong to judge every picture

If a cheap camera makes a mistake.

And when your best friend's husband says to you

You've sure started lookin' good

You should've known he would

And he would if he could and he will if you're rated X.

Well, nobody knows where you're goin'

But they sure know where you've been

All their thinkin' of is your experience of love

Their minds eat up with sin.

The women all look at you like you're bad

And the men all hope you are

But if you go too far you're gonna wear the scar

Of a woman rated X.

And if you're rated X you're some kind of goal

Every man might try to make

But I think it's wrong to judge every picture

If a cheap camera makes a mistake.

And when your best friend's husband says to you

You've sure started lookin' good

You should've known he would

And he would if he could and he will if you're rated X...