Nagasaki

Fellows, if you're arn I will spin a yarn

That was told to me by Able Seaman Jones

Once he had the blues so he took a cruise

Far away from night-clubs and from saxophones

He said, "Yo ho, I've made a certain port

And when you talk about real He-Man sport"

Hot ginger and dynamite

There's nothing but that at night back in Nagasaki

Where the fellers chew tobaccy

And the women wicky wacky, woo

The way they can entertain

Would hurry a hurricane back in Nagasaki

Where the fellers chew tobaccy

And the women wicky wacky, woo

In Fujiama you get a mama

Then your troubles increase

In some pagoda, she orders soda

Earth shake, milk shakes, ten cents a piece

They kissy and huggy nice

Oh, by jingo, it's worth the price back in Nagasaki

Where the fellers chew tobaccy

And the women wicky wacky, woo

Now when the day is warm

You can keep in form

With a bowl of rice beneath a parasol

Every gentle man has to use a fan

And they only use suspenders in the fall

That's where the girls don't think of rings and furs

Gosh, it's the nicest place that ever weres

They give you a carriage free

The horse is a Japanee back in Nagasaki

Where the fellers chew tobaccy

And the women wicky wacky, woo

They sit you upon the floor

No wonder your pants get sore back in Nagasaki

Where the fellers chew tobaccy

And the women wicky wacky, woo

With sweet Kimoner, I pulled a boner

I kept it up at high speed

I got rheumatics and then psyatics

Halatosisis, that's guaranteed

You just have to act your age

Or wind up inside a cage back in Nagasaki

Where the fellers chew tobaccy

And the women wicky wacky, woo

With an ice-cream cone and a bottle of tea

You can rest all day by the hickory tree

But when night comes round, oh gosh, oh gee

Mother, Mother, Mother, pin a rose on me

Those pretty mamas in pink pajamas

They try to give you a kiss, those torrid teases

In B.V.D.ses

Heaven help a sailor on a night like this

Not too gentle and not too rough

But you've got to tell them when you've had enough

Back in Nagasaki where the fellers chew tobaccy

And the women wicky wacky, woo