The Show

Ladies and gentlemen

The most exciting stage show you've ever witnessed

Appearing live,Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew

oh my god!

Excuse me Doug E Fresh

Yes?

Have you ever seen the show with fellas on the mic

With one minute rhymes that don't come out right

They bite,they never write,that's not polite

Am i lying?

No,you're quite right

Well tonight on this very mic you're about to hear

We swear,the best darn rappers of the year

So,so,cheerio,yell,scream bravo

Also,if you didn't know this is called The Show

A-yo Doug

What?

Put your ballys on

Yo rick,i was baout to but i need a shoe horn

Why?

Because these shoes always hurt my corns

Six minutes

Six minutes

Six minutes Doug E Fresh you're on

Un un on,un un on,uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-uh-uh-on

Un un on,un un on,uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-uh-uh-on

Uh uh on

(Is it real?)

Here we go(here we go)come on(come on)

Here we go(here we go)come on(come on)

Yo,where's Will and Barr?

Well i don't know they're late

Told'em the time ,oh i forgot the date

Man,you did it again,oh no

Yo,here we go,come on,here we go,come on

Here we go,did you miss the show

No,no,no-no-no no we didn't

No,no-no-no no-no-no no we didn't

No we didn'twell don't get us wrong

Excuse me Doug E

Excuse me Doug E

Excuse me Doug E Fresh you're on

Uh uh on

Well it started off on 8th Avenue

When i made up the name called the Get Fresh Crew

It was me,my two DJs Chill Will and Barry B

And my right hand man Rcky D

I used to rap and sing,make sounds and things

And for example,here's a telephone ring

{Ring ring}hello,is Doug E Fresh in?

No,he's not in right now{Rick D}

But anyway,no more delay

Just check out the new style i display

Now you got to be(fresh)

To rock with(fresh)

And i'm known for the{Doug E beatbox}

Not for the{Fat Boys beatbox}

The human beat box or the entertainer

No other title can fit me plainer

In a passing generation,i am a remainer

And i'm also known as the beatbox trainer

Cashing checks, make sound effects

And after i finish rocking,Slick Rick is on next

(You know it)Slick Rick!

Well,here's a little something that needs to be heard

Doug,i was going downtown(word,Rick?)Word!

(Sure)all along ,no one to be with

Stepped on the D-Train at 205th

I saw a pretty girl(so?) so i sat beside her

Then she went roar like she was Tony the Tiger

I said hold on,there's been a mistake

Honey,my name's Slick Rick not Frostie Flakes

(Oh,golly wolly)cause she was raising hell

She said,um,my name is Maggie but call me Michelle

Bust a move,we show and prove

A-yo doug,do that record Jam On The Groove

As you can see,most definitely,we are(fresh)

Chill Will(fresh)

Barry B(fresh)

Ricky D(fresh)

And i am the original human beat box,the

entertainer,Doug E(fresh)