Drunk Uncle Pete

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Drunk Uncle Pete

Take your Christmas lights down you lazy bum

I look across the street and i see your wreath

it reminds me of my old drunk uncle Pete

Take the lampshade off you're not funny

barf up some turkey from your drunk yummy tummy

try to play poker but you can't read the cards

lying cheating stealing brains working too hard

Drunk uncle Pete can't stand on two feet

he's whiskey he's a shot glass

he's a forty ounce he's family that's right

Drunk Uncle Pete can't find the door

he is mumbling and a stumbling he's family

Drunk uncle Pete

Christmas in the park getting drunk after dark

fourth of July is a pause for the cause

Halloween spooky day Jack Daniel's ok

valentines chocolate nice and early times

St. Pats day that's ok

first of June drunk again not a holiday

lost a finger lost a limb

wasn't in the war let's drink some more

Drunk uncle Pete can't stand on two feet

your whiskey your shot glass

your forty ounce your family that's right

Drunk uncle Pete

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12 pack knock it back vicodin Ambien

last call alcohol hurry up drink it all

checks bouncing baby crying glasses empty liver dying

fast women cheap cologne empty bottle all alone

Drunk uncle Pete can't stand on two feet

Drunk uncle Pete can't stand on two feet

your whiskey your shot glass

your forty ounce your family that's right

Drunk Uncle Pete can't find the door

he is mumbling and a stumbling his family

Drunk Uncle Pete

that`s right

that`s right

Drunk Uncle Pete

Drunk Uncle Pete

that`s right

that`s right