Zombie on Your Lawn (Bonus Track)

Sunflowers

One-two-three-go!

There is a zombie on your lawn.

There is a zombie on your lawn.

There is a zombie on your lawn.

We don't want zombies on the lawn.

I know your type: tall, dark, and dead.

You want to bite all the petals off of my head.

And then eat the brains of the one who planted me here.

NO!!!

I'm just a sunflower but see

my power an entire infantry.

You like the taste of brains,

we don’t like zombies.

I used to play football.

Road cones protect my head.

I have a screen-door shield.

We are the undead!

There is a zombie on your lawn.

There is a zombie on your lawn.

There is a zombie on your lawn.

We don't want zombies on the lawn.

Maybe it's time to reevaluate.

I know you have a lot of food on your plate.

Brains are quite rich in cholesterol.

You're dead so it doesn't matter.

Instead we'll use this solar power,

to make a lawn defense at any hour.

I like your tricycle.

There's butter on my head.

I'm gonna eat your brains.

We are the undead！

There is a zombie on your lawn.

There is a zombie on your lawn.

There is a zombie on your lawn.

We don't want zombies on the lawn.

There is a zombie on your lawn.

There is a zombie on your lawn.

There is a zombie on your lawn.

We don't want zombies on the lawn.