Short Kings Anthem

We packin' diamond pistols

Uh, baby get low 'cause I already am

Starin' through a skirt like I'm Superman

My hair at an inch, your boy Dapper Dan

I always look fit, I ain't got a cramp

Cut shorty off 'cause I'm short term

Controlling my joystick, now it's your turn

I don't listen to a chirp, bro that's your bird

Dude's bent out of shape 'cause they got curved

I could suck a titty while I'm standing up

Don't ever ******* tell me I ain't man enough

Standing 5'8", voice 6'5"

Your whole whip crackin' 'cause we're short guys

Ayy, ayy, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid

On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay

Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow

You don't need your heels girl, just bring a towel

I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty

Short king, mama ayy

I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty

Short king, mama ayy

And no "must be this tall to ride"

I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy

I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty

Short king, mama ayy, shorty

All my shirt tags say XM

Five girls sayin' I'm they best friend

Pants not cuffed, they just hemmed

She all in my hotspot 'cause she tetherin'

Still stand tall I don't need height

Using all my words I ain't gotta fight

The glove only comes off at night

Give my shirt to her, bet it fit right

Stuntin' in my platform shoes

I serenade, you just built like a flute

In the airport lounge, sippin' free booze

In economy, still got leg room

Ayy, ayy

I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid

On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay

Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow

You don't need your heels girl, just bring a towel

I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty

Short king, mama ayy

I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty

Short king, mama ayy

And I must be this tall to ride"

I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy

I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty

Short king, mama ayy, shorty

Welcome back to Short Kings Radio

Now we're gonna hear from one of our listeners

Caller Number Five, you are on the air

Yo, I just wanna give a big shout out to TMG

Uh, that new s**t, uh (Mhm), that s**t got me laid

I'm 5"2' and like I've never had a song

That empowers me as a Short King (Haha, okay)

So I just wanna say, thank you TMG,

Thank you blackbear for getting me uh, ******* laid dude

Uh, it was sick, dude thank you

Thank you so much

Haha, well that's great to hear caller, glad you got your **** wet

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