Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney -Epic Rap Battles of History

I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts

I'm rich I got fat stacks and super pacs

We all know what went down in that 2008election

You're a decent politician with a winning complexion

You're all barack and no bite

Been no change and we're all still hoping

That you'll shut your mouth

But like guantanamo bay they're both open

You're from the windy city

Where you're looking pretty with your blowhards

But come january you'll be left evicted and with no job

Raw rhymes stronger than my jaw line when I spit a phrase

Knocking you harder than front doors in my old mission days

You see this silver spoon

This dug mass out of debt

Took you four years to drop unemployment down below 8

You feel that barry you're old news everyone's having doubts

And your rhymes are as weak as this economy that you've done nothing about

Call me a vicious businessman cause romney's stealing this race

I'll go bain capital on your donkey a**restructure your face

They say your father was a great man you must be what's left

Need to stop hatin'on gays let 'em teach you how to dress

You've got the momma jeans and a mister fantastic face

So rich and white it's like I'm running against a cheesecake

Republicans need a puppet and you fit

Got their hands so far up your rear call you mitt

I'm the head of state you're like a head of cabbage

'Bout to get smacked by my stimulus package

You're a bad man with no chance you can't even touch me

I got four more years two termz in the white house just trust me

I hoped you saved your best rhymes for the second half

Cause right now I'm 47through kicking your a**

Whatever that 40thing got you real mad

What did it remind you how many decent parents you had

Uh look I respect all religions uh but it might get crazy

If the white house has a first second and a third lady

Ha don't bring up wives man what are you doing

You got hitched to the female version of patrick ewing

Uh let me be clear uh don't get it twisted

We'll see how pretty your face is after my fist has kissed it

Ahhuuhhhaa

You're a stuttering communist

Oh yeah well you're stupid

You're stupid

Nuh uh

Errggg

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By the power invested in me by this giant bald bird

The president shall not be the shiniest of two turds

You I wanna like you don't talk about change just do it

I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went through it

And you moneybags you're a pancake you're flip floppity

It's a country not a company you can play like monopoly

I'll properly reach across the aisle and b**ch smack you as equals

Of the people by the people for the people

Eagle

Who won

Who's next

You decide

Epic

Cawwww

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