Big Johnson

Oh!, y'all been tellin some lies 'bout your penile region [laughing] [Female voice:]

****** me up here [mixed]

That's what

I heard from your girl, boy [Break: Female voice]

We like a great big

Johnson [x4] [Verse 1]

Big momma please don't give me drama 'bout my love hummer

If you ain't pleased, then tell me what

I need If you lie,

I'll play the naive guy

Tell me ten strong, you got a closer look

I know I ain't ten long, but that's okay

You call me

Big Daddy anyway

And make me feel good 'bout my medium wood

She got her eyes closed, rockin me well

Tryin hard to get a nut, while she callin me

Denzel But oh well, get it

Halle Berry, get it

Halle Berry, get it

Two can play the games in a fantasy thing

And only five percent of men got nine and up

But eighty-five percent say they can't fit a cup, now what up?

Somebody gotta be lyin, cause

I am Claimin bout twelve on the hit-me scale

But the truth is the six to eight range, you hang

Just like the average

Joe Plain, fool [Chorus: Female voice (Sir Mix-A-Lot)]

Bring black, bring white (uh huh)

Bring length (yeah), tonight (uh)

If not, bye bye

We like, we like a great big

Johnson (What you like?)

We like a great big

Johnson (What you like?)

We like a great big

Johnson (Ladies, what you like?)

We like a great big

Johnson (What you like?)

We like a great big

Johnson [Verse 2]

Now every entertainer claims hung but not wanted

Mister Being-less-than-a-female's-best

But have you seen a

John Holmes movie?

Got the double digit wide with a pack of porno groupies!

Well my girl did, she stayed glued to dude

He swingin fourteen inches and the remote she clenches

But she's my

Misses but she's his tonight

And did I tell you

John Holmes was white?

Uh oh, we can't let the urban legends die

Cause I be

Mandingo and he be the gringo

It ain't supposed to go like this, it was goin well

Eight was swell, but fourteen brings hell

But I can't compete with this feat, so must

I eat the ultimate burger,

I clicked on a cursor

Triple W dot

Ginseng dot com

Tryna drop bombs, lay it down and hit in like

John [Chorus: Female voice (Sir Mix-A-Lot)]

Bring black, bring white (uh)

Bring length, tonight [laughing]

If not, bye bye

We like, we like a great big

Johnson (What they like?)

We like a great big

Johnson (Ha, what you like?)

We like a great big

Johnson (What you like?)

We like a great big

Johnson (Well say that then)

We like a great big

Johnson [Verse 3]

You can blame it on the

Internet, its too much access

To big studs lookin for quick love and hugs

They used to only have magazines with a three inch punk in a centerfold

His pee-pee's cold

But oh no my ego shrunk, when they got hunks

Big J Peg, beef strapped to his leg

No strings attached to the ride

Plus they only touch with they feminine side, so why try

But I bought tools from the tools store

I heard the revolutions per minute, can make up for dippin in it

Ain't no shame in my game, you could make to claim

You say your layin the pipe, but pay attention to your wife

Lover man ..

Come home from work and

John Holmes be sittin up in your thing about fourteen inches deep

And you standin in the doorway lookin at three and a half [laughing] [Chorus: Female voice (Sir Mix-A-Lot)]

Bring black, bring white (bring white?)

Bring length (huh?), tonight (say what?)

If not (yeah), bye bye

We like, we like a great big

Johnson (C'mon)

We like a great big

Johnson (C'mon)

We like a great big

Johnson (C'mon, chicks)

We like a great big

Johnson (C'mon, chicks)

We like a great big

Johnson (What you like?)

We like a great big

Johnson (What you like?)

We like a great big

Johnson (Ladies, what you like?)

We like a great big

Johnson (C'mon)

We like a great big

Johnson [Female voice:]

Big ****** **** [laughing] [Sir Mix-A-Lot:]

Damn girl, you meant that ******t