Won't U Please B Nice

If you would sit oh so close to me

That would be nice like it's supposed to be

If you don't

I'll slit your throat

So won't you please be nice?

If you would hug your arms right around me

That would be snug like it's supposed to be

If we part

I'll eat your heart

So won't you please be nice?

Oh don't you love this romancing?

Know that it's your life you're chancing

Isn't it nice now you've married me

Sugar and spice like it's supposed to be

If you go

I'll get your dough

So won't you please be nice?

Stop with your jazz oratory

I only listen to top forty,

N'Sync rules

Isn't it nice together we'll always live

No sacrifice we'll vote conservative

If you run

I'll pull a gun

Give me head or you'll be dead

Salute the flag or

I'll call you a fag

Oh won't you please be nice?