I Got It Made

I'm your idol, the highest title, numero uno

I'm not a puerto rican, but I'm speakin so that you know

And understand I got the gift of speech

And it's a blessin

So listen to the lesson I preach

I talk sense condensed into the form of a poem

Full of knowledge from my toes to the top of my dome

I'm kinda young--but my tongue speaks maturity

I'm not a child, I don't need nothin for security

I get paid when my record is played--to put it short

I got it made

I'm outspoken--

My language is broken into a slang

But it's just a dialect that I select when I hang

I play it cool--'cause coolin is all that I'm about

Just foolin wit tha girlies, yes I'm bustin it out

I'm special ed and you can tell by the style that I use

I'm creatively superior, yo--i never lose

I never lost 'cause I'm the boss

I never will 'cause I'm still

The champion, chief one, won't lose until--

I choose

Which I won't 'cause I don't retreat

I'll run you over like a truck and leave you dead in the street

You're invitin me, a titan to a battle--why?

I don't need your respect 'cause i--

Got it made

I'm talented, yes I'm gifted

Never boosted, never shoplifted

I got the cash, but maoney ain't nothin

Make a million dollars every record that I cut and--

My name is special ed and I'm a super-duper star

Ever other week I get a brand new car

Got twenty, that's plenty yet I still want more

Kinda fond of honda scooters--got seventy-four

I got the riches--to fulfill my needs

Got land in the sand of the west indies

Even got a little island of my very own--

I gotta frog--a dog with a solid gold bone

An accountant to account the amount I spent

Gotta treaty with tahiti 'cause I own a percent

Got gear out wear--to everyday

Boutiques from france to the u.s.a

And I make all the money from the rhymes I invent

So it really doesn't matter--how much I spent, because, yo

I make fresh rhymes--daily

You burn me--really?

Think, just blink and I made--a million rhymes

Just imagine if you blinked-- a million times

Damn I'd be paid--

I got it made

I'm kinda spoiled

'Cause everything I want I got made

I wanted gear--got everything from cotton to suede

I wanted lead--i didn't beg I just got laid

My hair was growin too long, so I got me a fade

And when my dishes got dirty, I got cascade

When the weather was hot, I got a spot in the shade

I'm wise because I rise to the top of my grade

Wanted peace on earth, so to God I prayed

Some kids across town thought I was afraid

They couldn't harm me--

I got the army brigade

I'm not a trader

If what you got is greater I'll trade

But maybe later 'cause my waiter made potato -n- alligator souflee--

I got it made