Hoarder

I've got copies of everything

Every pressing every color

Even the *****-shaped picture disc

So i'm not the only ****

Put that down!

Don't get fingerprints on the cover

Every record is my lover

Every rarity i've pursued

Is fondled nightly when i'm nude

I'm a whore for vinyl

Need more

Still need the limited metal box

And the LP hole is small enough for my ****

My possessions, owning these goods

Makes up for my lack of manhood