CINDERELLA vs BELLE

Once upon a time

in a far away land

there was a princess...

RAP BATTLE

CINDERELLA

versus

BELLE

Let the rap battle begin

C:Another princess in my shadow

come to covet my crown

You croens wanna throw down

with the best in a gown?

I'm the legendary story

of rags to riches

Rhymes sharper than a needle

and I'm giving out stitches

Like a wilting rose

you can't step to my flows

These girls are trippin'

did they cut off their toes?

I deserve all the praise

for the foot-fetish craze

I've got itty-bitty kicks

but legs for days

Let's look at your mentality

Freud loves your abnormality

The Stockholm Syndrome Story:

Beauty and the Bestiality

Of course you're bitter

I'm the number one star

Pumpkin carriage,perfect marriage

no one cares who you are

B:What'my name?

(Belle!)

What's it mean?

(Beauty!)

I'm the perfect conbination

of brains and booty

While I'm gaining knowledge

you're losing your pumps

Like Mrs.Potts I'm serving shots

and dishing out lumps

Cindy's dreaming she's important

well,somebody should wake her

This gold-digging trophy wife's

the royal baby maker

Fear the nerdy,wordy princess

'cause I'm throwing more shade

than the willow tree growing

on your dead mother's grave

your tale as old as time

sets us back fifty years

Do your chores,

clean the floors'til a man just appears

You're shallow and obsessed

with looks and how you're dressed

you wanna live like Gaston?

Please,be our guest

C:Oh,I'm the one who's shallow

'cause your prince was really hairy?

The Beast was in the friend zone

'til he gave you his library

You points have no merit,

you're jealous,declare it

Like I've always said:if the shoe fits,wear it

I'm the American dream

with a fairy-tale wedding

You've got teapots for friends

and I think your man's shedding

Some things are meant to be

like love at first sight

Bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah

he was mine before midnight

B:A relationship rookie

wants to rap about romance?

You can't fall in love

after just one dance

My prince saved my life

and don't be misled

I want a man in the street

but a beast in the bed

Your film stars mice and cats

with an old,fat fairy

Your silly story's shoehorned

into freakin'"Tom and Jerry"

You say you want to party

next you run off doen the halls

It's like you always choke

once you make it to the balls

C:You think that's fuuny?

Here's a history lesson,honey

My movie saved the studio

when Walt was out of money

You followed in my footsteps

without me there'no you

Disney built an empire

on there tiny glass shoes

B:If you're so adored

where's your Academy Award?

I'm the smart female *******

that can't be ignored

The moral of our quarrel

and why I've got you beat

It's what's inside that matters

not the size of your feet