歌词
These are the things that I think when I've had two bottles of red wine to drink,
and I hope another dream don't have to fall short, just lounging in my basketball shorts.
Look, I've finally married someone, I'm in love, I'm not alone.
But marriage has some struggles of its own.
And that creates a problem 'cause if I go and put that in my lyrics then my wife will be the first person to hear it.
I married my best friend. I've got the best friends and a stack of photos covered in some dust particles and some dead skin.
Sometimes I think about the baby that I used to be and how it's all just ultimately leading to my eulogy.
You see, life hurts like a bitch sometimes. I mean sometimes, I hate the fuckin' sunshine so I go get enough wine at one time to lay up in my confines and unwind while vibin' to some Sublime.
I just want to take my mind off all this angry fan mail accusing me of selling out, telling me I ran stale.
Getting hurt by people that I'm trying to please, apparently I need to rap while on the flying trapeze.
Jeez, I bought another lottery ticket tonight and out the six numbers I picked not one single digit was right.
But life's been so stressful that I'll be honest, the last thing I need is a hundred million dollars.
These are the things that I think when I've had two bottles of red wine to drink,
and I hope another dream don't have to fall short, just lounging in my basketball shorts.
Listen, these days my dad is my friend.
Last night at the Super Bowl we had martinis with gin and he told me that he thinks Beyonce is a 9.5- maybe a 10, she has really pretty skin, and I smiled.
I like smiling. I like fantasizing about the day I'm gonna own my own island.
I like fantasizing about the day that this anxiety won't constantly be turning all my skies gray.
Over-analyitcal, constantly self-critical, I don't need three wishes, just one: make me invisible.
'Cause I remember days I'd get on stage to a crowd of twenty people and only five of them paid.
Rich kids with college degrees coming up and saying, "Fuck fame and money. Never (___?)
I love your music, I downloaded all of it free. Why would you care? You're a rap star, your profit is deep."
Jeez, life hurts like a bitch but sometimes I love it. Seriously, sometimes I look at my life and straight love it. But only on the days I close my eyes and say fuck it.
These are the things that I think when I've had two bottles of red wine to drink,
and I hope another dream don't have to fall short, just lounging in my basketball shorts.
And I'm looking for and I'm looking for tomorrow 'cause paradise is found in a bottle, paradise is found in a bottle, yes it is.
And the woman on the plane in front of me, she keeps farting and it smells so bad that I can't take a nap.
I think she's gotta take a crap but that's neither here nor there.
Here we go.
Look man, I'm just searching for a pot of gold.
I fear the day that people say my heart has gotten cold.
Staring at my friends at Guitar Center, I am your broken-hearted, scarred, minner.
Oh shit, I'm gonna have a baby in like ten days.
He's gonna be my little prince, I can't wait.
Life is intense and you know I'm gonna take a knife when I glimpse.
These are the things that I think when I've had a bottle of red wine to drink,
and I hope another dream don't have to fall short when I'm lounging in my basketball shorts.
Wait, no, no.
These are the things that I think when I've had two bottles of red wine to drink,
and I hope another dream don't have to fall short when I'm lounging in my Jayhawks basketball shorts. That's KU, by the way.
These are the things that I think when I've had three bottles of red wine to drink,
and I want a couple LA tacos and some motherfucking Roscoe's, always.
These are the things that I think when I've had five bottles of red wine to drink,
and that's way too much wine to drink.
专辑信息
1.The Edge (Baptized in Whiskey)
2.Marijuana Plants On Saturn
3.Another Galaxy
4.Life is Death is (So Damn Good)
5.Don't Piss Me Off (feat. Chamillionaire)
6.Basketball Shorts
7.Hungover
8.Heart Shaped Moon
9.Rollercoaster
10.On My Cadillac (feat. Dirt Nasty) [Bonus] *Recorded in hotel room*
11.Pimp Slap the World [Bonus Track] *Unfinished Demo*