BERNADETTE

It's the time of year again

Where the loquats bloom

We're sleeping until noon

Never coming out our rooms

And yet your father doesn't like

When we watch Kung-Fu

But that's okay

We're just working on our moves

And on your 21st birthday

It'll be perfect

They say that I'm planning too far ahead

But on your 21st birthday

I know you'll still love me, Bernadette

I hope you'll still love me, Bernadette

I hope you still love me, Bernadette

Well, I'm at the back door

You can sleep out on the screen porch (how come?)

That's what it's made for

We'll wake up at midnight, listen to the rainstorm

And if anybody's wondering

Dropped out of college, for knowledge

And on my 21st birthday

It was so perfect

I went go-karting with all my friends

But on my 21st birthday

Where was Bernadette? (Where'd she go? Where's she at?)

I couldn't find you, Bernadette (Where's she at? Where's she at?)

I don't know where

Where was Bernadette? (Where's she at? Where's she at?)

Where was Bernadette? (Seriously where's this girl at?)

I hope you still love-

You could come over

I'm falling apart here, baby

You could come over

I'm falling apart here lately

You could come over

I'm falling apart, but I'm playing fine

Yeah

On her 21st birthday

It was all worth it

I'm done waiting 'round for somebody else (It's about time)

So on her 21st birthday

I didn't think of Bernadette (aww, yeah)

Now, I never think of Bernadette

I used to always think of Bernadette

Now, I don't think of Bernadette

And I just met Juliet-