Bust A Move

This here's jam for all the fellows

Try to do what those ladies tell us

Get shot down 'cause you're overzealous

Play hard to get and females get jealous

Okay smarty, go to a party

Girls are scantily clad and showing body

A chick walks by you wish you could *** her

But you're standing on the wall like you were

Poindexter

Next days function, high class luncheon

Food is served and you're stone cold munchin'

Music comes in, people start to dance

But you ate so much, you nearly split your pants

A girl starts walking, guys start gawking

Sits down next to you and starts talking

Says she wants to dance 'cause she likes to groove

So come on fatso and just Bust A Move

You're on a mission, and you're wishing

Someone could cure your lonely condition

Looking for love in all the wrong places

No fine girls, just ugly faces

From frustration, first inclination

Is to become a monk and leave the situation

But every dark tunnel has a light of hope

So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope

New movies showing, so you're going

Could care less about the fie you're blowing

Thester gets dark just to start the show

Then you spot a fine woman sitting in your row

She's dressed in yellow, she says hello

Come sit next to me you fine fellow

You run over there without a second to lose

And what comes next-hey Bust A Move

In the city, ladies look pretty

Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty

Tell a funny joke just to get some play

Girls are fakin', goodness sake and

They want a man who grings home the bacon

Got no money and you got no car

Then you got no woman, and there you are

Some girls are sadistic, materialistic

Looking for a man makes them opportunistic

They're lying on the beach perpetrating a tan

So that a brother with money can be their man

So on the beach you're strolling-real high rollin'

Everything you have is yours and not stolen

A girl runs up with something to prove

So don't just stand there, Bust A Move

Your best friend Harry, has a brother Larry

In five days from now he's gonna marry

He's hoping you can make it there if you can

Cause in the ceremony, you'll be the best man

You say neato, check your libido

And roll to the church in your new tuxedo

The bride walks down just to start te wedding

And there's one more girl you won't be getting

So you start thinking, then you start blinking

A bride maid looks and thinks that you're winking

She thinks you're kind of cute so she winks back

And now you're feeling kind of firm 'cause the girl is stacked

Receptions jumping, bass is pumping

Look at the girl and your heart starts thumping

Says she wants to dance to a different groove

So don't ust stand there, Bust A Move