Big Jobs No. 2 (By Poo and the Wee Wees)

Took a trip through the night just to get here,

tried being myself recently;

but I try my best to make it sound nice

and hope that the music turns you on

like it's turning on me –

should be a laugh certainly.

Now through the medium of the Manor Mobile,

I would like to sing this song in the Hatfield style.

Thank all the mothers who made cups of tea –

if they hadn't cared for us, we wouldn't be here

to sing our songs and entertain.

Plug us in and turn on the mains!

We have to leave here tonight,

I hope that it will sound all right

but we're trying hard to make it sound nice

and hope that the music turns you on

while you're drinking your tea –

do have a laugh certainly!