Gangsta of Love

I've never been played by a ho!

If the ************ is acting stupid,

She's got to go!

Some ************s [missadden']

If she ******* with me, I'ma kick her little monkey ass!

See you hoes got it wrong!

Think that if some ************ says he loves you he ain't strong.

Girl you taking ************t the wrong way.

And I can tell right now. It's gonna be a long day!

I got to educate you brothers

If the ************ won't give up the plate

Then ************ her!

Move along to the next trick.

See I'm teh type of guy who tells a girl

"suck ************!"

And if she ain't suckin'

That's a waste of time

Conversation and my ******'

I'll just put my ****** pants on

And tell the idiotic freak

To take her tramp ass home!

You see I don't need a dumbie!

I need a ************ to like nuts

Until my ************ is coming

And after this she'll earn her glow

Just call me the gangster of love.

I like *******

All kinds of *******,

To take off my ************rt

And pull down my britches

If she has big tities

I'll squeeze them and hold'em

As she sucks my ************ and licks my ************

If she's got another friend then I'll ************ her too

Together we can play a game of swi-cha-ru

I ain't the type who gets all mushy

I like to sit back

And watch them eat each other's ************!

Weak people might say I'm insane

But that's the other damn love of the game

I'll turn your sister out if you ************ with me

You want to know my name???

******* look at me like I'm a faker

Knowiung goddamn well

I'm a muther****** heartbreaker!

I'll have them crying for months

Cause I done ****** their best friends

And put a whipping on their *******s

They have their mothers to call

But if you don't ****** one mom

Then you done ****** them all

And I really don't give a ************

Cause if your mother give up the ************

She's ******

And I really don't give a ************

A ************ ******' gangster!

Goddamn!

Six different hoes a night

I use lubricated rubbers

To make the ************ feel right

Better to be safe than be a vici******

I put the ************ in its place

Before I nut

I pull it out into the face

And tell the ************ to keep licking

And prepare herself for another ruthless ************ing

And when I'm done--straight to the tub

Just call me the gangster of love.

I'm a ************

I put a ************ through a test.

If she don't pass, she don't get blessed!

If the test consist of

****** my whole crew

************, goddamnit that's what you gotta do.

You say you want to be down with Willie-D

But yet you find it difficult to listen to me

Everytime you ************ up and miss a class

I'ma put my goddamn foot in your ass

ANd if your father wants to buck up

I'll beat the wrinkles out the old ************

I'll treat a ************ like a queen,

But she's got to realize that I'm the goddamn king

Some jealous punk in town

Told my girl I was ******g around and she's still down.

To do the same

Yo've got to have game

You want to know my name???

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Say ak

You what's up Dee

All the hoes mad 'cause we ain't paying for the ************ fighting over their asses

And ************t! Yup that's that other level of the game again.

Damn straight!

While we on the subject of hoes, whatever happened to the hoe you used to ************

Named Cathy???

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Ok Cathy

That hoe was hot.

The first peace of ************ that I ever got!

She ****** me till I was coming

Put her nuts in my mouth

And started humming

I said ************t comense the checking

She started scratching my dill-bag

And said hold up a second.

Turned me over on my back.

Opened up my butt cheecks

And started licking up my asshole

That's why I guess that I'm the gangster

And Kathleen Johnson sweetheart

I'd like to thank you

Little hoes out there are getting stuck,

By ************s like me and we really don't give a ************!

Big-ass ************ are the ***y switch

Whatever you get, you deserved it ************!

See ummm,

I like to take'em st.

Pretend I lovem

And dog their mother****** ass.

Like for instance ms. "p"

The ************ ran a game

And tried to ************ over me

But I sensed it in the making

Talking about she's pregnant

From me or that Jamaican???

She said me of course

So I drug her little ass

Like a muther****** horse.

That's what you get for tryna play me

I'll kick the ************

Right dead in the ass

If she ever says we

Made a kid when I make it

I'll grab her vile her muther******' neck

And try to break it!

Cause I knew I wore a ******g glove

You know who you ****** with ************???