Sweet Transvestite

Sweet Transvestite - Tim Curry

How do you do I

See you've met my

Faithfull handyman

He's just a

Little brought down because

When you knocked

He thought you were the candyman

Don't get strung out

By the way I look

Don't judge a book by its cover

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From *******ual Transylvania

Let me

Show you around maybe

Play you a sound

You look like you're both

Pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual

That's not too abismal

We can take in an old

Steeve Reeves movie

I'm glad we caugt you at home

Could we use your phone

We're both in a bit of a hurry

Right

We'll just say where we are

Then go back to the car

We Don't want to be any worry

Well you got

Caugt with a flat well

How about that

Well babies

Don't you panic

By the light of the night

It will all seem alright

I'll get you a satanic

Mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From *******ual Transylvania

Why Don't you

Stay for the night

Night

Or maybe a bite

Bite

I can show you my favorite

Obsession

I've been making a man

With blond hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my

Tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From *******ual Transylvania

Hey Hey

I'm just a sweet transvestite sweet transvestite

From *******ual Transylvania

So

Come up to the Lab

And see what's on the slab

I see you shiver with antici pation

But maybe the rain

Is really to blame

So I'll remove the cause

But not

The symptom