妻管严老公和他老婆

There was once a large, fat woman who had a small, thin husband. He had a job in a big company and was given his weekly wages every Friday evening. As soon as he got home on Fridays, his wife used to make him give her all his money, and then she used to give him back only enough to buy his lunch in his company every day. One day, the small man came home very excited. He hurried into the living-room. His wife was listening to the radio and eating chocolates there. “You will never guess what happened to me to day, dear.” he said. He waited for a few seconds and then added, “I won ten thousand dollars on the lottery!” “That is wonderful! ” said his wife delightedly. But then she pulled a long face and added angrily, “But how could you afford to buy the ticket?”

一个胖女人有一个妻管严老公。他在一家大公司工作，每周五得到周薪。每次星期五回到家，他妻子便让他上交全部钱，然后给他只够每天在公司午饭的钱。一天，这个妻管严老公很兴奋的回家，急冲冲的走进房间， 他妻子正在沙发上边听收音机边吃巧克力。他说：“你一定想不到今天发生了什么，亲爱的。”他等了几秒，补充说：“我彩票赢了一万美金！” “太好了”他妻子开心的说， 但马上妻子生气的拉长了脸说：“但你哪里来买彩票的钱呢？”