Think Like a Woman

Think Like a Woman -Mark Chesnutt

I'm standin'with somethin'in my hand

That don't look too flower like

She slammed the pretty part

In the door jam left me and the stems outside

On my way back from fishin'

I thought if I brought a dozen roses home

Shed smile when I told her

There was one for each day that i'd been gone

I tried to think like a woman

Find out where that pretty head was at

I tried to think like a woman

But I don't guess a woman thinks like that

I'm underneath the window

With my guitar in the back yard soakin wet

She poured what I'm afraid

Might've been toilet water on my head

I thought when she heard this song

I wrote her on my way back into town

It would cool her off but it appears

It worked the other way around

I tried to think like a woman

Find out where her pretty head was at

I tried to think like a woman

But I don't guess a woman thinks like that

I'm just gettin'comfortable in the dog house

When she pulls the curtains

And I see her peakin'out

Well I lay here lookin'sad a while

Suffer some and then she smiles

It's all slowly dawnin'on me now

I tried to think like a woman

Where she wanted me was right where I was at

I tried to think like a woman

If I was sweet though shed cut me some slack

Oh but I don't think a woman thinks like that

I know she don't