Hard to Be a Girl

Hard to be a girl

So nice to be a boy.

In my room at night

Not a pretty site.

Here's an empty kiss

Marching to the rhythm of the pay roll.

I can be a good boy too,

Just let me out of the stable.

Sausages and eggs,

and hot and sour soup.

Thank me for your time,

Cause I can be as bad as you.

Hard to be a girl’

That's what the oracle told me

I don't care what she says

I assume it's best to be lonely.