Munchausen

Munchausen -No Bra

Hi my name is Munchausen how are you

Really my name is Munchausen too where are you from

Ethiopia but really I'm german

You know how they say ethiopians are germans dipped in chocolate

Yeah I heard of that i'm from bulgaria

Yeah I've been there

Really where did you stay

I can't remember I was drunk

I think I was passing through on my way

To olympia to become a riot girl

Really I almost opened a gallery there once with ellen von unwerth

Yeah I remember that but I organized a radical picnic with kathleen hannah

Really I used to be in bratmobile

Really was once very briefly in a band called clock dva

Really I like listening to karl-heinz munchausen

Yeah me too I love karl-heinz munchausen

I used to like share a flat with him

Really I shagged him once

Really I used to piss on him every day

Really we used to work at top shop together and steal money from the tills

Really I got syphilis once in top shop

Really I had syphilis stage 3

Really I had nsu

Really I had bpm

Me too

Hey I'm gonna have an exhibition here in two weeks

Really I'm gonna have a performance here in three weeks

I'm gonna throw myself around and then I'm gonna cut myself 23times

Really I haven't had a shag in like 23minutes

Really I haven't had a job in like ten years

Really I used to live without electricity for ten years

Really I used to share a squat with nina hagen in camden

And she used to make pizza out of dead cats

Really I met david blaine in kokon to zai the other day

Oh yeah we used to like hang out together in brazil

Really my uncle designed the palace of dawn in brasilia

Really my uncle designed the anal staircase

Really my uncles cock is like 12inches long

Yeah but my cock is like 14inches long

Really mine too

But my cock was once amputated after a motorcycling accident

Well I was once involved in a plane crash

But david hasselhoff saved me from the ashes

Really I was cremated once

Really I was born with only one leg

Really you know I think f a ncy you

Really so do I