"Come On Petunia"

Every little thing she does is magic

Every thing she does just turns me on

Even though my life before was tragic

Now I know my love for her goes on

Every little thing she does is magic

Every thing she does just turns me on

Even though my life before was tragic

Now I know my love for her goes on

"Come on petunia" you thought in your head

"It would all be so easy if you could be led

To the cave where I hide you in linens and frames

And in new combinations I've made of our names

It's a tiny hole yeah but you'd fit

If I sliced you up wee itty bitty

I'd sliver and splice you and then you could be many

And I'd be the one who was privy to love you

And show you the fun "

Every little thing she does is magic

Every thing she does just turns me on

Even though my life before was tragic

Now I know my love for her goes on

Jamie stood on his stoop

And he challenged his homies

To go get some girlfriends and locate their yonis

The waters were parting and times getting heated

The boys needed friendship the beat needed meeted

Unh unh Her dress was a ship at sail

Unh Her knees were the water pail

This was survival and she was the kit

You could die of thirst

If the girls won't give you sips

Every little thing she does is magic

Every thing she does just turns me on

Even though my life before was tragic

Now I know my love for her goes on

I resolve to call her up

A thousand times a day

I thought I'd ask her if she'd marry me

In some old fashioned way

Well but my silent fears were cysted

And before I reached the phone

Like before my tongue has twisted why must

I always be alone

Mmm

You're all jenny and lindsey and fine

And I'm underwater shedding my mind

And I'm pretty sure baby if you'd hold my head

I could live like I've wished for and undo my dread

Because I see candygrams up in the ceiling tiles

Witty postcards sent off from the sandwich isles

In these towns where vacations will lead us

I'll hold out my treasures and their wealth will feed us

Oh she does as she wishes

No she won't be your missus

You kingdom it widens and you're there alone

With all that love and the void on your throne

Everything little thing she does is magic

Everything she do just turns me

And even though my life before was tragic

Now I know my love for her goes on

Everything little thing she does is magic

Everything she do just turns me

And even though my life before was tragic

Now I know my love for her goes on